Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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