Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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