Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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