Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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