You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How's your threesome situation going?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex