i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.