no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."