I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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