just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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