it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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