If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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