i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We have started to decorate penises.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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