He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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