$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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