you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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