I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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