I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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