Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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