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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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