no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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