Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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