OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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