I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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