If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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There r osticjed everywhere
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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