i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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