ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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