I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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