I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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