there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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