One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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