There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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