idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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