Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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