i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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