dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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