Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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