Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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