I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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