they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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