I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.