so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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