i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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