Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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