Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You are the jesus of drinking
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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