that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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