Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize