This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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