Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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