So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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