is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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