I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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