The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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