Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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